dis Buh-ens: Summone call Rescue NOW!!!

[khybeemaow]

Dont fret, Buttons!!

Chloe and I are on the way to rescue you from that mean peeples
I am used to washing dog blankets, but I might take you to the vet to make sure you don't have a UTI though

Tank yew  I knows I dont have a  UTI. Sumtimes I does have one and the vet gives me Cipro and I haf to take it for three weeks  I iz bery, bery old so dat's what happens when yur as old as me   

[khybeemaow]

Deer Mizz Buh-ens,

Iz me, Phats.  I'z a ceenior ceetizen like yew, an I peez on da carpet all a da timez.  But I knowz whatz I'z doin.  A yong time ago, my old Mama wuldn't take me ousside, so if nobody yookin at me, I jus pee on da fwoor.  Mama has swowy changud aww da fwoors in da new house tew wood cuz I don pee on dat.  I not pee in da bedrum eider, cuz unwike my Sista, Chubbs, I don yike to seep where Iz pee.   Muh favowite pwace to pee is da top o da stairz.    I awso pee on da throw wugs.  I not get in twouble eider.

Mah Mama an Daddy used dat cwime scwene wight in here, an dey said it yooked yike a bwoody massacre an' den Mama started dat noise muchine.  I don yike dat eider.

Sew, Miss Buh-ens... I get it... iz OK, but mah mama getz mad at me tew... I'z sowwy yew hasta wear pwastic panties.  I eat panties. I prefer Victoria's Secret and LaPerla

dear phatz, tank yew for sayin you pee too. I goes osside all da time when I has to go and if da door is closed I rings da bell. somtimes I jus dont knows I gots to go 

dats funny about the cwime seen lite at yur howse. the lady peeples told da man dat if ever somone used somting called loominall, sombuddy was gonna be in big twoble.

[8ftbed]

Phats sez yewz can come and live here, but it a LOOOONG drive

no problem -  got a fresh supply of depends! 

Buh-ens ,   deny deny deny. Unless they got a DNA test to prove it then point your paw at them kittehs!!

[Justine]

I heared the peeples say I is incontinental. I not incontinental, I from San Jose 

 

[myabully]

Miss Buh-ens you are too cute in your diaper and booties.  Do not be ashamed.     All the bullies will be senior one day 

[brumzoo]

Buh-ens,

Dis me, Sapphy. I iz old, tew. Iz sumtims haz "acksidents" in de house, tew. Momma always tellz me dat it is hell getting old. Iz don't get inz troublee, either. Momma uses dat Swiffer wetz jetz and cweens it up. Momma hazn't tode me Iz haz to ware a dye-per at nite...yetz. Iz would call dem rescue peeple tew ifn myz Momma made me wear dat dye-per and non-slipps sox...itz hoomiliating! I tink dat my Momma iz rightz...it is hell getting old.   
Us owld wadies haf to stick together. 

Lub,

Sapphy

P.S. It waz nice of Fiona to type dat for youz. 

[khybeemaow]

dear sappy,

tanks fer yur letter. iz nice to hear from anudder old lady bullie. it wuz nice to heer dat i not da onwy old bullie dat pees. the peeples told me not to be sad abowt the dye-per an da sox. i falls down and hurtz my chin on da swippery floors. i didennt fall down wen i had my sox on  sumtimes dat liddle bwat spike runs over me when i iz on da floor. in my yunger dayz, i wood have pinned hiz uppity widdle bullie butt rite to da floor until he cryed for his momma  i wood show da tyke sum old fashioned bullie moves not da stuff bullie kidz do tooday. fiona nebber runs ober me. she iz nice and pretty  i hab to keep sayin dat or she wont type for me 

lub, buh-ens 

[dutchess]

This is the greatest thread yet--Here's to all of our mature women involved   you're the best

[bustersmom]

Buster just wanted me to tell Ms. Buh-ens that he thinks she looks very sophisticated in her new bedroom ensemble of bikini bottom and slippers.  He sends her a big kiss 

[khybeemaow]

Buster just wanted me to tell Ms. Buh-ens that he thinks she looks very sophisticated in her new bedroom ensemble of bikini bottom and slippers.  He sends her a big kiss 

Buh-ens sends a very big kiss to Buster for saying she's still got it 

[Tosha]

HAHAHA Those soc's are too freakin cute.. I just wanna cuddle with you. 

[buddha]

OMG...Buttons is too cute in her socks & diaper!

[Remembering Teagan]

HAHAHA This thread is so funny. Buttons is adorable!

[TatersMom]

You guys are killing me! LOL this is tooooo funny.

[bubbas-mama]

You all are crackin' me up! Buttons is adorable in her diaper and gripper sox! LOVE this thread!