Cute dog quotes

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I am clearing out my e-mail (as my computer is still wormy & I am using a friend's) & found these quotes. I thought y'all might enjoy them.

 The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of
his tongue." -Anonymous
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>  "Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful." -Ann Landers
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>  "If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they
went." -Will Rogers
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>  "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your
face." -Ben Williams
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>  "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself." -Josh Billings
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>  "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." -Andrew A.
Rooney
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>  "We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can
spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has
ever made." -M.Facklam
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>  "Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who
are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate."-Sigmund
Freud
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>  "If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." -James Thurber
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>  "I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water
bowl." -Penny Ward Moser
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>  "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
times before lying down." -Robert Benchley
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>  "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
cult." -Rita Rudner
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>  "Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of  current
events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper,  containing all kinds of
late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are
often continued in the next yard." -Dave Barry
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>  "Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog."  -
Franklin P. Jones
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>  "My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $.80 a can.
That's almost $6.00 in dog money." - Joe Weinstein
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>  "Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog,
it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx
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>  "Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from
a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow.
They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" -Anne Tyler
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