how to get rid of crotch critters ?

[8ftbed]

I tried pinching the head off with thigh scissors but the beastie countered with a near life changing maneuver 

[jeepgirlgina]

blaine...i have found that no matter what technique you use...there is no way to get rid of those couch critter.  They always win

[Zero and Luna's Mom]

  LMAO!!  I love it!!! It is always good to know that "you" are not the only one!!!

[khybeemaow]

I was afraid to open this post. I was thinking you were talking about something from the dungeness of soft shelled family 
but then I peeked and it was one of "those" crotch critters.  Maybe you need a thighmaster and a cup. If it were me, I'd live with the crotch critter.

Chubbs is sooo cute!

[MedicBarbie]

<-------------falls off chair, landing on Phats' head, smooshing the CUZ forever!!!! 

OMG, Blaine, that is too funny... you'd better start doing some Tony Little exercises... I have a gazelle you can borrow...

[luvnmybullies]

Holy Smokes, I was really curious to see what this post was about and whose crotch you were going to be talking about 

I wouldn't worry about that crotch critter, they're impossible to get rid of, they always stick around 
He's a really cute critter though   

[HorseMom]

Hah, hah---good one, Blaine

[MedicBarbie]

Umm.. I just noticed those teeth are awful close to the boys...

[8ftbed]

      ...    made ya look!

This goofy boy -  I call the towel rough housing over and he'll make one last lunge. I'd closed the legs and caught him and Nicole happened to be standing there with the camera.   After gettin' my forearm aerated yesterday, I'm being verrrrrry careful.    Lest my zest for life gets uhm,  deflated.

[Susan & the bullies]

oh yea, once you get the crotch critters, you got 'em for life. ain't no way to get rid of the varmin.....  don't worry though. we won't tell anyone you got the critters too.  seems we've all got the same embarrassing little secret.

[tankdixie]

Blaine, you are hilarious. I love reading your topics and comments   

[Boomers-Dad]

Blaine, one tip...Chubbs no bite...Chubbs no bite... I had to teach Boomer that one real quick...LMAO

[Maggpie]

GOOD GOD I THOUGHT WHEN I WAS OPENING THIS THREAD YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT BLOOMER CRICKETS!

Well, I guess Chubbs doing that would be one way to have the family jewels permanently shelved

[cadillactaste]

Blaine...Well...With you wonders never ceast! I was thinking...This could be BUGS that are found in the garden that MR.CHUBBS had found...Or my mind wondered off to other possibilities...And well...To be honest...I was way off!

Though I know a few here...Myself included...Would be willing to come to that house of yours...And FUMIGATE that croch critter to our own homes... His face is just to cute for his own good!

[BullyLicious Inc]

LOL!That's a catchy title!!I was wondering what is this thread about maybe some bugs or insects